how to weigh down patio umbrella -nigh every little thing sucks. It can get mighty miserable, studying about COVID 19 deaths or civil unrest. So let's have some fun!A jiffy of senseless idiocy at the expense of California. Why now?Because their officials determined that my patio umbrella stand is gonna give me cancer. There's even a label to prove it.

And if you act now, you'll get some really bad "paintings!" So, let's in its place have some fun in its place at the rate of California's Proposition 65, possibly the biggest joke of a law that you will ever see. I have had some fun with Prop 65 in the past. For instance, See Should California Put A Warning Label On Your Penis?or When Crazy Meets Crazier: California Wants To Label Tylenol A Carcinogen. Also, my esteemed colleague, Dr. Alex Berezow, takes a shot at the law here.

Do you see how stupid here is?That umbrella stand has an identical chance of giving anyone cancer as I do taking a bubble bath with Susan B. Anthony in Macy's window on July 32nd. Because of the banning of lead paint and leaded fuel, blood lead levels have dropped like a rock in the last 60 years in the US. We are far safer from lead poisoning than ever before. With the exception of umbrella stands, I guess. No, the stupid umbrella stand isn't going to do anything else to me whatsoever, yet if a California manufacturer or enterprise, large or small, inadvertently fails to slap on a worthless label on a superbly safe product they can pay dearly, because of the vipers bounty hunting legal professionals who implement Prop 65 by use of predatory proceedings that benefit no one except themselves.

What a joke.